Friday, October 14, 2011

Zombies 101

BRAAAIIINNNSSSSS!!!! What's your first thought when you hear that? Zombies, of course. But why are zombies so determind to eat the victim's brain? Perhaps it's because THEY don't even have one (we'd be in more trouble if zombies were "smart"). Maybe we think they eat only brains, well prefer brains, because that's what Hollywood has drilled into our heads. So do they REALLY prefer brains, or is it just something made up in Hollywood? Well, let's look into a little research.

When a person gets infected with the zombie virus, the virus kills their brain starting at the front & making its way to the back while skipping the core area. This area is actually kept a live by the virus. So, zombies are TECHNICALLY not brainless. Primal instintics (located in the core area) needs food to survive. This "food" can be animals, flesh, brains, etc. As a result, zombies are not just after your brains, they want EVERYTHING.
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10 Things NOT to Do During an Outbreak
According to Zombiephiles.

10. Don't set zombies on fire. They smell terrible.
9. Don't get sentimental. Zombies won't.
8. Don't forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
7. Don't keep zombies in the basement, even if they're your zombie family.
6. Don't try to reunite with friends/family over long distances.
5. Don't go down (basements/sewers/etc). Zombies can go down too.
4. Don't broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.
3. Don't stand in front of the window.
2. Don't get too creative with zombie defense.
1. Don't be "that one @$$hole" in your group.

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